sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(via probably-a-princess)

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

(via zeke-and-destroy)

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

(via pleasesetmefreebaby)

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

(via h4mstr)

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

(via giraffesandtheclap)

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via radstark)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via tacobellbreakfast)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via k4tza)

(via k4tza)

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(via tacobellbreakfast)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(via punkphlegm)