alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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I don’t even live in Canada. What is the cause of this?

I don’t even live in Canada. What is the cause of this?

pursingmyhappiness:

I see no lies here 😂

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

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thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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theheartmaid:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

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